Yogi Berra Quotes and Sayings

Yogi Berra Quotes

I never said most of the things I said.

Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

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Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

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You can observe a lot by just watching.

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You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

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The future ain't what it used to be.

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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

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It ain't over till it's over.

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It's like deja-vu, all over again.

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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

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I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

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It's fun; baseball's fun.

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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

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When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

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He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

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You can observe a lot by watching.

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

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It gets late early out there.

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Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

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A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

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I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

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I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

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We made too many wrong mistakes.

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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

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If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

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In baseball, you don't know nothing.

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Pair up in threes.

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I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

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We have deep depth.

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I'm glad I was in the Navy.

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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

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If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

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I guess I've got a smart wife.

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I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

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I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

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I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

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How can you think and hit at the same time?

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I didn't know much about golf growing up.

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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

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I don't mean to be funny.

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