Azumanga Daioh Quotes

AZUMANGA DAIOH QUOTES AND SAYINGS

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*Yesterday, I had the most TERRIFYIN' experience! ...Last night, I was all alone in my
room... when outta nowhere... CAME THE SMELL OF A FART THAT WASN'T MINE!"
Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh) 

*You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know
you weren't wearing anything.
Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh) 

*Tomo: Human bodies are lighter than water, so we should be able to float even if we
don't do anything.
Osaka: Really? But if that's true, no one would die from drowning.
Tomo: Their bodies always float to the top. Osaka: I see. I should be a corpse!
Takino Tomo and Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh) 

*I think that when Christmas-time comes... There's a red-nosed reindeer. That's mean.
"Your shining nose is useful in the fog..." The way he said it doesn't help at all. If you
tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'd get punched in the face. Santa
Claus says such cruel things.
Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh) 

*Kagura: Now, if we accept that Santa doesn't exist - do reindeer exist? Tomo: [after a
bout of explosive laughter] This girl believes in reindeer! [Continues laughing, the 
other girls gasp.] Yomi: Reindeer do exist.
(Azumanga Daioh)