Weekend Quotes and Sayings

Weekend Quotes

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.  ~Bill Watterson

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.  ~John Shirley

There aren't enough days in the weekend.  ~Rod Schmidt

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.  ~Chuck Palahniuk

The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.  ~F. Scott Fitzgerald

Why wait for the weekend to have fun  ~Loesje, loesje.org

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.  ~Author Unknown

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy.

You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday.

No wonder you feel that lost sensation.

You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.

~Ogden Nash, about weekends

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.  ~Lyndon B. Johnson

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.  ~Anthony Burgess

Of all the days that's in the week

I dearly love but one day

And that's the day that comes betwixt

A Saturday and Monday.

~Henry Carey

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.  ~Joseph Addison

Most people are in a factory from nine till five.  Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles.  At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them.  On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.  ~Rodney Marsh, 1969

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.  ~Zenna Scha

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.  ~Arnot Sheppard

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football. ~S.A. Sachs

How pleasant is Saturday night,

When I've tried all the week to be good,

And not spoke a word that was bad,

And obliged everyone that I could.

~Nancy Sproat

I hate weekends because there is no stock market.  ~Rene Rivkin

The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.  ~Jean Rhys

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.  ~Richard Rorty

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.  ~Ogden Nash

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on. ~Ed Howe